Picture this: A beautiful summer afternoon wedding, the ceremony is perfect, the reception hall beautifully decorated, the food to die for, and a lively, happy atmosphere.

Suddenly the DJ comes on the mic and announces it's time for the bride and groom to dance their first dance as husband and wife. The lovely couple moves to center of the dance floor as friends and family gather around to witness two lovers dance gracefully as an expression of their union.

The bride and groom at the last wedding I attended totally missed mark on that one. There wasn't a single graceful step in those moves. They barely swayed their bodies to the lame and forgettable song they chose, and I don't think they even touched once.

Haven't these people ever heard of dance lessons?